Train up your two-year-old in the way he should go and watch him take it out of context.

Consider this a continuation of this post.

Yesterday morning while Allan was seated in his man chair reading the newspaper, Jack approaches him and sweetly asks, "Can I kill you, Dad?"

Allan, completely exasperated, says "Where does he get this?! Where did he even learn the word?"

I calmly inform him, "The Book of Mormon."